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15 Atrocity - Coming Out in Style!

Nov 17, 2011 22:36

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Phone misterwwizard November 18 2011, 03:47:54 UTC

Oh another one a' you fuckin' "wizards" believin' in that bullshit you're callin' "magic".

That magic is a bunch a fake bullshit an' you know it so stop paradin' it around like you're knowin' everythin'.

Phone inthenertz November 18 2011, 03:57:26 UTC

You know, being stupid doesn't make you immune to magic right?

No matter how much you try.

misterwwizard November 18 2011, 03:59:03 UTC

Who the fuckin' hell are you callin' stupid?

I'll be havin' you know it takes quite the smarts to be figurin' out how white science works!

inthenertz November 18 2011, 04:06:26 UTC

White... Science...

Nope, I don't care.

But hey, I'm being generous today. How about I show you a trick and you tell me what you think about it?

misterwwizard November 20 2011, 10:51:06 UTC

Oh yes, teach me your fuckin' showmanship an' secrets I'm all ears.

[that may or may not be sarcasm. It's probably not.]

inthenertz November 20 2011, 16:31:13 UTC

Sure, it's a simple trick.

First, what is your address?

misterwwizard November 24 2011, 07:22:10 UTC

1445 Mitchell.

An' make it snappy I don't like to be waitin' around for this sort a' thing.

Permission to hit with deadly force? inthenertz November 24 2011, 15:46:54 UTC

1445 Mitchell... that's... there it is.

Okay, go out front, walk to the edge of your side walk and look at the sky.

I'll show you how to change your paradigm.

Yes. Oh god yes he needs reasons to hate people. misterwwizard November 24 2011, 16:42:09 UTC

[Eridan hangs up the phone and does as instructed, looking up directly at the sky and tapping his foot impatiently.]

I don't see anythin'...

BM has self control issues. inthenertz November 24 2011, 17:16:04 UTC

[It's a beautiful, clear blue sky. Not a could in sight.

In the distance, he might faintly hear some shout.]

BOLT 3!

[And, out of the clear sky comes a massive lightning bolt, powerful enough to level a house.

Striking right down towards Eridan!]

Warned you about magic bro. misterwwizard November 24 2011, 18:44:04 UTC

[FATAL KO. Eridan pretty much just explodes all over the place, leaving an icky purple mess everywhere.

Not that you've changed his opinion on magic at all.]

Haha inthenertz November 25 2011, 20:13:27 UTC

[That's sad. At least it helped BM's mood a little.]

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