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14th Atrocity - I Vant to Vuck your Vlood! [Event!]

Oct 30, 2011 23:26

[Action | Anywhere][Black Mage is acting a little strange, and dressed a little differently ( Read more... )

event!: it came from dairy aisle

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 03:32:43 UTC

[Mart'll approach BM while he's stalking.]

What the hell's up with your getup?

You trying to be a vampire wizard now?

inthenertz October 31 2011, 03:36:58 UTC

[Oh, fun, this kid]

Get out of here, I'm trying to score.

jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 04:07:40 UTC

Yeah, you'll probably try and kill her like everything else within stabbing distance.

inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:26:08 UTC

Either way, I get laid.

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hintcoinplz October 31 2011, 03:43:41 UTC

[Luke is dressed in a tux and cape, making sure to hold the cape over half his face.

Having never met Black Mage before, Luke has no idea about the family's history, but whatever he's kind of lost on what he's supposed to be doing right now.]

Psst hey! How long are we supposed to keep this up for?

inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:22:26 UTC

[Also covering his face.]

Psst! You're cramping my style.

hintcoinplz October 31 2011, 04:23:51 UTC

What style? You look as ridiculous as I do in this get-up.

inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:30:11 UTC

You look ridiculous, I look like I am about to get into someone's pants.

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Placeholder animalhusbandry October 31 2011, 03:48:31 UTC

All right, out with it! Where did you find a vampire in this town that's actually capable of embracing?

inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:23:38 UTC

[Covering his face with his cape.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

animalhusbandry November 1 2011, 00:44:53 UTC

You're dressed in the traditional trappings of a vampire! And there's only one reason I can think of that you'd lower yourself to wearing such a ridiculous costume, which is that you must be one yourself. It's the only explanation that makes any sense at all!

1/3 inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:01:20 UTC

That...

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:25:42 UTC

[Ow! That hurt...

... but it didn't break his nose or leave him collapsed on the ground this time.

Well, that's cool.

Covering his face with that cape.]

Vhat?

I vant to vuck your vutt!

[Is that his idea of a bad vampire accent or did she hit him a little too hard in the nose?]

a_crazygirl November 1 2011, 02:05:33 UTC

[Toni can't help but break out of her own creepy stalking to give BM a look.]

You are so bad at this.

inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:06:29 UTC

Look, I just vant to vuck your vutt.

Vlah! Vlah!

[He's trying.]

a_crazygirl November 1 2011, 02:12:57 UTC

I'm sure you get all the chicks with that one, boy howdy.

inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:16:07 UTC

Oh, wait, I got a better one.

[Is going to try to put his cape over her head.]

Does this cape smell like chloroform to you?

[He is slow moving though.]

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