14th Atrocity - I Vant to Vuck your Vlood! [Event!]

Oct 30, 2011 23:26

[Action | Anywhere][Black Mage is acting a little strange, and dressed a little differently ( Read more... )

event!: it came from dairy aisle

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a_crazygirl November 1 2011, 02:05:33 UTC
[Toni can't help but break out of her own creepy stalking to give BM a look.]

You are so bad at this.

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inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:06:29 UTC
Look, I just vant to vuck your vutt.

Vlah! Vlah!

[He's trying.]

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a_crazygirl November 1 2011, 02:12:57 UTC
I'm sure you get all the chicks with that one, boy howdy.

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inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:16:07 UTC
Oh, wait, I got a better one.

[Is going to try to put his cape over her head.]

Does this cape smell like chloroform to you?

[He is slow moving though.]

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a_crazygirl November 1 2011, 02:44:24 UTC
Oh hell no.

[Time for those self-defense lessons to pay off! She's going to try to land a kick in the groin, except she is also moving very slowly.]

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inthenertz November 1 2011, 02:49:29 UTC
[Not slow enough for him to ever dodge.

Ow...

He goes down in pain.]

Vlah! Vlah! Oh Vod, my vuts!

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