14th Atrocity - I Vant to Vuck your Vlood! [Event!]

Oct 30, 2011 23:26

[Action | Anywhere][Black Mage is acting a little strange, and dressed a little differently ( Read more... )

event!: it came from dairy aisle

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 03:32:43 UTC
[Mart'll approach BM while he's stalking.]

What the hell's up with your getup?

You trying to be a vampire wizard now?

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 03:36:58 UTC
[Oh, fun, this kid]

Get out of here, I'm trying to score.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 04:07:40 UTC
Yeah, you'll probably try and kill her like everything else within stabbing distance.

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:26:08 UTC
Either way, I get laid.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 04:34:24 UTC
Yet again... sick shit dude.

No woman in the world would wanna be with you.

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 04:39:15 UTC
You've never drugged a girl before, have you?

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 04:46:35 UTC
Hell no, you creep!

'sides, chicks dig demi-gods like me.

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 05:00:28 UTC
Sure, I bet. You are probably amazing at eating them.

[He snickers and writes something down.]

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 05:09:02 UTC
Fuck you.

Hey, now whatchu writing?

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 05:15:19 UTC
[Shows a picture, it's just a sketch of boobs.]

They look familiar? They're your mom's.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 05:17:30 UTC
[The buttons. You're pushing them.]

Hey!

You shut-up about my mom!

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 05:18:51 UTC
Sure, I've been there and tapped that.

Now I am looking for local tail.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 05:21:59 UTC
No you didn't!

You leave my mom outta this.

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 05:24:04 UTC
I am leaving her out, I don't do commitment so I'm trying someone new.

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jaws5sonofjaws October 31 2011, 05:27:49 UTC
Ugh... but you cause any problems I'll smash yer vampire face in.

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inthenertz October 31 2011, 05:28:50 UTC
Yeah, whatever you say bitey.

Now get out of the way. I got an unsuspecting victim to ruphie.

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