14th Atrocity - I Vant to Vuck your Vlood! [Event!]

[inthenertz]

[Action | Anywhere][Black Mage is acting a little strange, and dressed a little differently

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[hintcoinplz]

[Luke is dressed in a tux and cape, making sure to hold the cape over half his face.

Having never met Black Mage before, Luke has no idea about the family's history, but whatever he's kind of lost on what he's supposed to be doing right now.]

Psst hey! How long are we supposed to keep this up for?

[inthenertz]

[Also covering his face.]

Psst! You're cramping my style.

[hintcoinplz]

What style? You look as ridiculous as I do in this get-up.

[inthenertz]

You look ridiculous, I look like I am about to get into someone's pants.

[hintcoinplz]

You look ridiculous. We both do. How do you expect to be taken seriously with these goofy-looking capes?

[inthenertz]

It worked for Vlad the Impaler. He got loads of tail!

[hintcoinplz]

V-Vlad the Impaler? You can't be serious, can you?

[inthenertz]

Why do you think they called him the "Impaler"?

[hintcoinplz]

...Because he was a murderous tyrant?

[Luke doesn't really get innuendo.]

[inthenertz]

Exactly.

[BM fails at noticing this.]

[hintcoinplz]

I don't really understand what you're trying to say here. Perhaps you ought to go home until this all blows over.

[inthenertz]

I want to find a lady, and put it in her butt.

That is what I am saying.

You should go home and wait until your balls drop before getting in the way of my mojo!

[hintcoinplz]

...that's disgusting, I hope you know that. I doubt any ladies would go for something like that.

[inthenertz]

You are such a little downer.

Girls love it in the butt, you don't know you're just a kid.