Real Person Fic - LJ: A Bad Romance

[cherie_morte]

Title: A Bad Romance
Fandom: LJ RPF
Characters/Pairings: Cherie_morte/coyotesuspect, scorpiod1, Lady Gaga, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind and coyotesuspect/familiardevil, and just for familiardevil, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind/coyotesuspect/familiardevil
Genre: You can’t tell already? It’s pure crack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,755
Author’s Note: In honor of me forgetting about tamingthemuse and needing to spit something out in record time, I give you some crack I was only ever half-serious about writing.

Comments

[scorpiod1]

I AM SO PLEASED THAT I FINALLY GET TO USE THIS ICON XD

ALSO, I LOOOOVE IT! I AM A CUTE ZOMBIE! I AM A CUTE ZOMBIE!SCORP. I HUG YOU ENTHUSIASTICALLY (as I always will). I GET SCRAMBLED BRAINS FOR BREAKFAST.

ALSO THIS IS BLOODY HILARIOUS. PRETTY SHINY COLORS! ZOMBIE!LADY GAGA STARTING A ZOMBIE DANCE. STEAK ALWAYS LEADS TO SEX. YOU SINGLE METAPHORICALLY MANLY TEAR. ADF;ASKLDFA;SDFA;FA

*ZOMBIE DANCE*

[cherie_morte]

You're not the only one around here with a cracktastic Star Trek icon, my tiny omelet.

YOU ARE THE CUTEST ZOMBIE EVER. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE CUTEST EVERYTHING EVER. TRUE STORY, FACT.

[scorpiod1]

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR ICON. IT'S VERY INTERESTING.

*cutes at you and tries to lick your brains*

[cherie_morte]

IT'S A STAR TREK PARODY OF "I'M ON A BOAT." PULITZER'S HAVE BEEN AWARDED TO THINGS LESS BRILLIANT.

Noooo, Scorp. What did we tell you about licking mommy's brains?

[tigerstriped86]

xD

That's fantastic and satirical. The lines are epic and classic and this was odd but great.

[cherie_morte]

LOLOLOL. Thank you so much, sweetie. I'm glad that you enjoyed this crack! <333333

I knew I uploaded this icon for a reason.

[wutendeskind]

...

"Mine! My wife will cook for us and take care of the zombie while we have sex. She’s very fond of zombies. It’s kind of weird.”
LMAO. Fact. So much fact.

In conclusion, OT4.

Re: I knew I uploaded this icon for a reason.

[cherie_morte]

♥

I sort of totally ship it.

[familiardevil]

OMG WHAT IS THIS. READING NOW.

[familiardevil]

“It’s my assistant, Red. She’s a raging bitch.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD. DEAD.

Cherie asked, assuming that if she said there was sexual tension, there would be. Kind of like a Dean/Castiel shipper, only Red nodded when Dean Winchester would have shot whoever made the suggestion.
*LOVES YOU*

In fact, it wasn’t long before Red and her wife Fam were moving in and the four of them were raising their zombie baby together.
I approve. So hard. Of everything.

How are you so amazing?

[cherie_morte]

I was all born this way and shit :D

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, FAM. <3333

[familiardevil]

I LOVE YOU MORE SO SHUT UP BITCH

[cherie_morte]

NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.