Real Person Fic - LJ: A Bad Romance

[cherie_morte]

Title: A Bad Romance
Fandom: LJ RPF
Characters/Pairings: Cherie_morte/coyotesuspect, scorpiod1, Lady Gaga, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind and coyotesuspect/familiardevil, and just for familiardevil, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind/coyotesuspect/familiardevil
Genre: You can’t tell already? It’s pure crack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,755
Author’s Note: In honor of me forgetting about tamingthemuse and needing to spit something out in record time, I give you some crack I was only ever half-serious about writing.

Comments

[scorpiod1]

I AM SO PLEASED THAT I FINALLY GET TO USE THIS ICON XD

ALSO, I LOOOOVE IT! I AM A CUTE ZOMBIE! I AM A CUTE ZOMBIE!SCORP. I HUG YOU ENTHUSIASTICALLY (as I always will). I GET SCRAMBLED BRAINS FOR BREAKFAST.

ALSO THIS IS BLOODY HILARIOUS. PRETTY SHINY COLORS! ZOMBIE!LADY GAGA STARTING A ZOMBIE DANCE. STEAK ALWAYS LEADS TO SEX. YOU SINGLE METAPHORICALLY MANLY TEAR. ADF;ASKLDFA;SDFA;FA

*ZOMBIE DANCE*

[cherie_morte]

You're not the only one around here with a cracktastic Star Trek icon, my tiny omelet.

YOU ARE THE CUTEST ZOMBIE EVER. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE CUTEST EVERYTHING EVER. TRUE STORY, FACT.

[scorpiod1]

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR ICON. IT'S VERY INTERESTING.

*cutes at you and tries to lick your brains*

[cherie_morte]

IT'S A STAR TREK PARODY OF "I'M ON A BOAT." PULITZER'S HAVE BEEN AWARDED TO THINGS LESS BRILLIANT.

Noooo, Scorp. What did we tell you about licking mommy's brains?

[scorpiod1]

I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT "I'M ON A BOAT" IS. DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS NEW ICON?

But I just want to lick! I PROMISE I WON'T EAT!

[cherie_morte]

NO, OMG. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M ON A BOAT? OMG. SCORP. DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK IN A CAVE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET!!?!?

I'm on a boat:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/digital-short-im-on-a-boat/998982/

I'm on a ship:
http://sparkly-stuff.livejournal.com/186446.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJ-AYiEL7E

I feel like I failed you as a mommy if we've been friends this long and I've never given you the gift of I'M ON A BOAT.

[scorpiod1]

OMG. THAT IS JUST ABSURD AND LOL-TASTIC. AND THEN YOU ADD STAR TREK AND MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER. XD XD XD XD XD

Also, are you implyinig I'm Castiel, bb? Well, at least I'm adorable. XD

[cherie_morte]

I am not implying you're Castiel! I just wanted to use my shiny new icon because it was ~appropriate.

I'm glad you enjoyed I'M ON A BOAT and I'M ON A SHIP. I'M ON A BOAT basically summarizes my summer 2009.