Real Person Fic - LJ: A Bad Romance

[cherie_morte]

Title: A Bad Romance
Fandom: LJ RPF
Characters/Pairings: Cherie_morte/coyotesuspect, scorpiod1, Lady Gaga, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind and coyotesuspect/familiardevil, and just for familiardevil, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind/coyotesuspect/familiardevil
Genre: You can’t tell already? It’s pure crack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,755
Author’s Note: In honor of me forgetting about tamingthemuse and needing to spit something out in record time, I give you some crack I was only ever half-serious about writing.

Comments

[coyotesuspect]

OMG THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE WANTED IT TO BE AND MORE. I seriously laughed through the entire thing. This is hilarious and smart and absurd and perfect. AND ADORABLE ZOMBIE!SCORP! EEEEK! :D

FAVORITE LINES (other than all of them):

If the streets were empty to the point where it was ominous in a “Run, bitch, zombie apocalypse!” kind of way, she didn’t notice.

As soon as Red arrived, Cherie was sure of only five things. Three of them are entirely unrelated to this story. If you take those out, the first thing Cherie was sure of was that Red was definitely a bitch. The other was that Red was definitely a sexy bitch.
I assume the other three have something to do with Show. (And wincest.)

“I don’t know! That episode doesn’t air until after hiatus

[cherie_morte]

BWAHAHAHA. I am so glad you enjoyed this, Coy. I was kind of like "She's going to think I'm really batty if I actually write it." SO YAY TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENJOYED MY BATTY.

♥_____♥

I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MAKE THE OT4 + ZOMBIE!SCORP HAPPEN. I BELIEVE THAT OUR LOVE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE IT COME TRUE.

In conclusion: I LOVE YOU.