Real Person Fic - LJ: A Bad Romance

[cherie_morte]

Title: A Bad Romance
Fandom: LJ RPF
Characters/Pairings: Cherie_morte/coyotesuspect, scorpiod1, Lady Gaga, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind and coyotesuspect/familiardevil, and just for familiardevil, Cherie_morte/wutendeskind/coyotesuspect/familiardevil
Genre: You can’t tell already? It’s pure crack.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,755
Author’s Note: In honor of me forgetting about tamingthemuse and needing to spit something out in record time, I give you some crack I was only ever half-serious about writing.

Comments

[familiardevil]

“It’s my assistant, Red. She’s a raging bitch.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD. DEAD.

Cherie asked, assuming that if she said there was sexual tension, there would be. Kind of like a Dean/Castiel shipper, only Red nodded when Dean Winchester would have shot whoever made the suggestion.
*LOVES YOU*

In fact, it wasn’t long before Red and her wife Fam were moving in and the four of them were raising their zombie baby together.
I approve. So hard. Of everything.

How are you so amazing?

[cherie_morte]

I was all born this way and shit :D

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, FAM. <3333

[familiardevil]

I LOVE YOU MORE SO SHUT UP BITCH

[cherie_morte]

NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

[familiardevil]

WHORE

[cherie_morte]

BITCH

[familiardevil]

JERK

[cherie_morte]

*slams you against wall and starts making out with*

[familiardevil]

*is pleased puppy*

[cherie_morte]

*is apparently into bestiality*

If this is wrong--THEN I! DON'T! WANT! TO BE! RIGHT!