004 ≈ day, close to evening ≈ video

[windheir]

[The video starts up after making sure to filter it from his planned victim and shows one very excited John Egbert peering into the video, a mischievous smile showing.]

Hey guys! You're just in time to witness THE pranking master in action! So just sit tight and learn, heheh.

[The PORTAL is put down for a moment, being sure to be hidden out of sight

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[ironicswag]

[ This can't be happening. It was like John had decided to dump one of his worst nightmares on him out of the blue, when he least expected it. He felt trapped, physically from the smuppets and mentally from trying to figure out how he's going to talk himself out of this.

It's kinda hard to keep your cool when you're stuck under a pile of smuppet dung.

Fuck you, Egbert. Just, fuck you. ]

..............

[ He doesn't even say anything at the moment, trying to figure out if he should contact Rose in some way about this, because proboscalypse number two just hit. Nah, that'd be stupid. ]

[windheir]

[Look Dave, John here is going to help you out now that his deed is as good as done. He's carefully plucking one smuppet from his bro's view, man these things are reaaaalllyy weeeird.

He's just floating there though, flashing a silly smile.]

Are you planning on coming out anytime soon?

[ironicswag]

Nah.

[ Keep calm, stay cool. ]

I'll stay for a little while longer. Best motherfucking day of my life.

[windheir]

Pffftt, what? Come on I just dumped a gigantic pile of these things on you, I mean I DID see the look on your face which really knocked up my gambit dude but you can't go and enjoy a prank after!

[Crossing legs in midair, propping elbows on knees to set his chin in open palms.]

Man you really like these things huh?

[purpleprosed]

[ Hi, Dave. ]

Are we trying to get Strider to accept his homosexual urges through force now?

[windheir]

wait. what???
pfffffftt. silly rose!
i was pranking him!
and i got him GOOD.
heheheh. :)

[purpleprosed]

Nothing.
Yes, you certainly did.
As would be expected from the pranking master of our generation.
A spectacular show, bravo.

[windheir]

i bow to that!
in the most professional and experts of ways.
he seems pretty intent on staying in the pile though..
should i be worried?

[friendly_leijon]

:33 < *ac watches this prank curiously*
:33 < *she is not sure what is going on or why dave is buried under those things*
:33 < *purrhaps the pranking master would be so kind as to explain??*

[windheir]

of course, nepeta!
see i got him when he least expected it, a prank above the door is usually ALWAYS effective.
it's only good for one go though cause then they will be cautious the next few times till they forget.
anyways i could have put a bu
uhhhh. a container! of water over it.
but i went with these gross smuppets since they're something from dave's home.
heheheh.
he sooo didn't see it coming.

[friendly_leijon]

:33 < oh i s33
:33 < so you put them over the door
:33 < and then they pounced on dave when he came in??
:33 < actually though
:33 < they look quite cozy
:33 < defurnitely better than containers of water

[windheir]

i wouldn't say the puppets look cozy though nepeta!
have you seen them?
they're really creepy looking, and gross.
water works best in most cases though.
no one ever sees them coming!
you should try it out sometime. :)

[meitori]

[Okay. He has no idea what is with those puppets, or how John got them to rain down on Dave like that, but he does enjoy a good prank here and there. After all, one of his older brothers loved them.]

That was a good one. My brother would applaud you.

[windheir]

[Dreaming them up helps, also having a secure trap hanging on top of the door. John responds with a very proud and excited look.]

Thank you!

[ironicswag]

Oh man, and here I was thinking we were on the verge of not getting him all excited.

[ He's still stuck under the pile, so hope you like seeing colorful fabric cock and butt close up on his end. Yes, he will give anyone that is applauding John shit right now. ]

[meitori]

You're welcome, John.

[He snickers at Dave's reaction. Also, fabric puppets that are anatomically correct is nothing compared to some popup adds out there back home.]

I think it was too late when the prank worked, whether I say anything or not.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Pfff, good one, John!

[ he bends up a whiteboard, writing a '10' and holding it up to the camera. ]

video;

[windheir]

[BOW.]

Thanks, heheh! Took a bit of practicing but it came out awesome so.

[ultimarecipe]

Who'd you practice on?

[windheir]

No one! Can't let the chances of my prank being found out. I just had to make sure it came down on the right spot, that's all.