004 ≈ day, close to evening ≈ video

[windheir]

[The video starts up after making sure to filter it from his planned victim and shows one very excited John Egbert peering into the video, a mischievous smile showing.]

Hey guys! You're just in time to witness THE pranking master in action! So just sit tight and learn, heheh.

[The PORTAL is put down for a moment, being sure to be hidden out of sight

Comments

[purpleprosed]

[ Hi, Dave. ]

Are we trying to get Strider to accept his homosexual urges through force now?

[windheir]

wait. what???
pfffffftt. silly rose!
i was pranking him!
and i got him GOOD.
heheheh. :)

[purpleprosed]

Nothing.
Yes, you certainly did.
As would be expected from the pranking master of our generation.
A spectacular show, bravo.

[windheir]

i bow to that!
in the most professional and experts of ways.
he seems pretty intent on staying in the pile though..
should i be worried?

[purpleprosed]

No, don't be alarmed.
He will awake from his puppet induced coma shortly.

[windheir]

coma??
wow is he that embarrassed?
i need to be more careful of my pranking strength!

[ironicswag]

[ Fuck off, Rose. ]

is that written in one of the psychoanalyzing books you have for me
or are you just getting off by this somehow
seeing me piled underneath a smuppet cock
taking notes for your soon to be piece of semi-fiction novel of gay fucks fluffy cock
probascalypse lalonde
weve been through this

[ And after a moment, [FILTERED, STARTING NOW] he adds: ]

hey
do you think egbert caught on about the puppets?
i dont want him knowing im fucking creeped out by this shit
next thing you know lil cal will come around and then
oh shit
my cover is blown

[purpleprosed]

[ Non ]

Yes.
In fact I have a whole plethora of notebooks documenting your fascination with plush genitalia.
I do not share the same interest in puppet dongs as you do, hence why John hasn't tried to same trick with me.

[ le filter ]

I doubt it.
Just don't dream him up and you'll be safe.
Maybe.

[ironicswag]

[ And now, it will be filtered forever and ever. John will never know. ]

fuck
dont say shit like that
sounds like reverse psychology in the making
dont dream him up dave
dont expect him to pop up right next to you in the middle of this nightmare
wrapping his arms around you like a scarf to go with your smuppet attire
you already know i have nightmares about this
i still regret telling you that btw
but listen
im being serious
what if it happens again
i cant control that shit you know this

[purpleprosed]

Maybe the best solution would be to call the guards and have them haul you away to the unnatural before your subconscious wreaks havoc on the poor citizens of promenade in the form of plush puppet dongs.
Or maybe a lifesize Lil Cal.
That would be positively terrifying.
But, I suppose if we're being serious here.
Maybe we could arrange a meeting in person.
You can sit on the delightfully tacky therapist couch I set up in my room and tell me about your dreams in detail.
You know, where Genero and his scientists cannot see it.
You do know they can read this right?

[ironicswag]

jegus fuck no
im not saying anything else to you
this topic is closed
im just gonna sit here in this pile of plush buttock for a few more seconds
then come out like nothing is wrong
wont even do anything aerobatic to show off
and what the fuck???
what are you inferring about Genero and his gang of scientists?
sounds fucking normal for them to be listening in on our convos
yeah
so much shit is going on here
smuppet ass all over the place
and my own personal problems are being viewed under a microscope by a couple of scientists
because everyone wants to analyze the strider
hope they enjoy that kaleidoscopic of problems and ironic coolness
so motherfucking beautiful