004 ≈ day, close to evening ≈ video

[windheir]

[The video starts up after making sure to filter it from his planned victim and shows one very excited John Egbert peering into the video, a mischievous smile showing.]

Hey guys! You're just in time to witness THE pranking master in action! So just sit tight and learn, heheh.

[The PORTAL is put down for a moment, being sure to be hidden out of sight

Comments

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[ultimarecipe]

Pfff, good one, John!

[ he bends up a whiteboard, writing a '10' and holding it up to the camera. ]

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[windheir]

[BOW.]

Thanks, heheh! Took a bit of practicing but it came out awesome so.

[ultimarecipe]

Who'd you practice on?

[windheir]

No one! Can't let the chances of my prank being found out. I just had to make sure it came down on the right spot, that's all.

[ultimarecipe]

You could teach me a few tricks. I think my pranking fail for a little while.

[windheir]

Ooooh! I could! After all I'm the only pranking master around here, I have to keep teachings going somehow!

Having a student is clearly the best option.

[ultimarecipe]

Sure is! Learning from the great master's the only way to go for a pranking student!

[windheir]

Alright then! You'll have to, hmm....

[trying to remember something from a stupid anime Dave showed him once... oh!!] You'll have to refer to me as John-sensei.

[ultimarecipe]

John-sensei?

[ ... ]

Huh. That's really easy to say. I wonder why.

[windheir]

[OBLIVIOUS SHRUG.]

Who knows? Sounds neat though!

[ultimarecipe]

Yeah, it does!

[windheir]

Then it is settled!

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[ironicswag]

Wow, fuck off. Don't tell me you're a prankster too.

[ Why would he even be surprised if he was? ]

That ten better be out of a hundred.

[ultimarecipe]

I sure am!

And it's outta ten. You get a ten, too! [ snicker. ] You should've seen your face!

[ironicswag]

I know there's just no way you're not getting off of this so, shut the fuck up.

[ultimarecipe]

Aw, come on, don't be such a sore loser!

You could always try to get him back now.