This kid came into work yesterday wearing a white t-shirt on which he had hand-drawn the Adidas logo. At first I felt kind of depressed about it---here is this blank t-shirt canvas all ready for you, and all your uncreative ass does is copy a corporate logo? Then I felt slightly cheered---he made his own! He did not buy into the hype of forty- ( Read more... )

You know your life is reaching some sort of Critical Boredom Point when you look to the local Publix ad for amusement. This week's grocery store circular contained the following: GIVE YOUR KIDS A "HEALTHY" START WITH NATURALLY DELICIOUS AND EASY TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. "Healthy" with ironic quotation marks...because they are actually covered ( Read more... )

I was driving home from an evening of pasta salad and Aqua Teen DVDs, feeling a little loopy, and I started feeling sorry for all the underappreciated berries of the world. Strawberries and (to a lesser extent) blueberries get lots of props but there is not a lot of love out there for loganberries or gooseberries or elderberries. After I thought of ( Read more... )

I keep hearing people saying things like, "Well, two wrongs don't make a right," when it really isn't relevant. And besides that, what if these two "wrongs," as they are referred to, didn't want to exist as one "right," one single mass of existence different from what they were to begin with, wrongs. Why can't we let these wrongs be together ( Read more... )

This one is for anyone who wants it to be for them.
( Sorry I'm late, I was taming this wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. )

Yesterday some people and I decided to play kickball..so we did until we were kicked off the field. Here are some documentations of the event. ( enjoy. )

I visited my sister this weekend in Gainesville + new camera for my birthday = ( Here I am, rockin like a hurricane )

So I'm walking through the hallway at school and it started drizzling (for only like 2 seconds..weird) and I overhear-(I really can't help this overhearing thing..maybe I'm hyperobservant..maybe I'm just an eavesdropper)- this junior girl say to her guy friend, "What if, instead of rain, that was bugs ( Read more... )

this morning my mom was making cake and after she was done she made pancakes in the same mixing bowl so some cake stuff would be in the pancakes. Then she put sprinkles and chocolate chips in there, too. After I regained conciousness from sugar overdose, I felt like I was 7.
she made them for me b/c it's my birthday and everything.

2 typical conversations from some typical STA (my school) girls ( Read more... )