I had a dream the other night that I was really thirsty, so I got out of bed, drove to Publix and chose a liter bottle of Evian water over a liter bottle of Deer Park. I drank the Evian but was still thirsty, so I bought and drank the entiry Deer Park. I woke up still thirsty, naturally, so I went to the kitchen and was quite disappointed that, in ( Read more... )

hong kong update 2 ( Read more... )

so I'm in Hong Kong at the moment ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt about technicolor maki rolls. Fabulous neon seaweed and fish role in colors not found in nature.

Yesterday at work, four middle-aged, South Side black guys(please don't make me add in, "no, dude, I didn't mean it like that-my best friend is black") came in, all wearing various forms of blue-collar dress---work shirts, overalls, hard hats. They all seemed really tight with each other, and were having a loud, lively conversation about the old ( Read more... )

Is it bad when you don't even have the patience to finish the alphabet to yourself to prove to yourself that you aren't stupid, you just have senioritis?
me: "A-B-C-D-E-F-motherfucker..."

Who's bold enough to believe in either love or war?
Both leave you busted, broken down, and wanting more.

I so sick of bad music. Maybe I'm just in a bitter mood because it's 1st period on a Tuesday morning, but purevolume must have just tossed a handful of crappy bands together this week. I'm stuck. It's like wherever the hell I go, there I am. And I hate shopping, but I realize that I need to not extend my hatred towards people who like it. From a ( Read more... )

Last week I was lying in bed drifting in and out of consciousness and had a semi-dream where a certain friend and I went to the diner for our weekly breakfast, and I ordered pie from the rotating dessert case. When the pie came, I pointed to it and sang the line from the Jeffersons theme song. You know, the one about finally getting a piece of the ( Read more... )

I was walking from my car to the mall yesterday to look for a Prom dress, of all things, when I stopped to turn around because -oh crap- I left my cell phone in the car. Then I laughed and kept heading for the mall because, honestly, what do I need my cell phone that badly for that I need to go back for it? Emergencies? Like I have such emergencies ( Read more... )