So..I have a kitty ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, in a land far away ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how at the times when you have more thoughts running through your mind than usual, you find yourself completely incapable of coherently expressing a single one? If only you could eloquently string together these feelings into some sort of verbal construction paper chain, then maybe your point could be conveyed and received and ( Read more... )

I'm at work, and a customer at the bagel shop next door just ordered a sesame bagel with "protege" cheese....He meant provalone. People are amazing.

So, I'm working at the bookstore and this woman is buying a book on the civil war in guatemala. As she's writing her check, she says, "oommm, something smells cinnamon-y." I went through what the source of the smell could be. Most likely it was from Bageland next door, but then I realized that I had put cinnamon in my coffee and I was standing ( Read more... )

I think there's a secret world
at the bottom of the ocean
filled with talking shrimp and people
who answer their phones, but my breath
won't hold long enough to find out.

My New Year's resolution is to only date Asians between the ages of 22-25.
Also, I will be gay on Tuesdays and straight on Thursdays.
Mark your agendas.

it's the first day of classes here at the University of Florida and my 5th day here in the ville ( Read more... )

I keep having visions of people stealing my bike, and I don't want to leave home.
...the only thing making me go is the fact that otherwise I'll be uneducated and boring
and interesting people wont want to be friends with me.

today at work:

daughter(not older than 5 or 6): Remember that funny guy, Mommy? The one who says mee mee mee?
mother: Beaker? Yes, I remember him.
daughter: Remember when he ate too much paper clips? And his nose fell off?
mother: Yes, I do remember that. Tragic, really.
daughter: Also, remember Bob Hope?