and it's you that I'm watching from across the room
I was driving home from an evening of pasta salad and Aqua Teen DVDs, feeling a little loopy, and I started feeling sorry for all the underappreciated berries of the world. Strawberries and (to a lesser extent) blueberries get lots of props but there is not a lot of love out there for loganberries or gooseberries or elderberries. After I thought of those three B-list berries I kind of ran out of berry names, and then I came up with crunchberries and was very happy with myself for a whole block until I remembered what crunchberries actually are. After that all bets were off and I decided to just make up berries, and I similarly decided that although there is no such thing as the Wu-Tang Clan anymore it is really a crying shame that there were not more food products named after its members, because Ghostface Killa Berries has a great ring to it. GhostfaceKillaBerry pie! <3.