Private Level 5 to Parakarry and Watt

[ihateplumbers]

I'm bored.

Amuse me.

Go find Falcon and punch him in the dick.

((WARNING: THIS THREAD GOT SOMEHOW REALLY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE; I AM SO SORRY TO EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING.))

Comments

[electriccharge]

...why him? What'd he ever do?

[ihateplumbers]

He annoys me. Mario's gone.

Shoot lightning bolts at his ass or something.

[electriccharge]

But I don't wanna hurt him!

[ihateplumbers]

Like I care about that?

Beat him up or I hurt your mother.

[HACKING YOUR SHIT LIKE A CREEP]

[icequeen_aran]

Go punch yourself in the dick.

If you can find it under all the folds of fat.

Oh well this is unexpected

[ihateplumbers]

I have no trouble finding it, Samsam, thank you for your kind suggestion. I assure you, none of my wives have ever had trouble finding it.

Male turtle genitalia is utterly terrifying and there is probably a really good reason why Bowser's wives are all dead.

Totally.

[icequeen_aran]

That tiny, little, insignificant stub of a thing sticking out of your ass isn't your dick, that's your tail, I'm sorry to inform you.

This explains everything.

I can't believe I'm typing this

[ihateplumbers]

You don't know very much about turtle anatomy, do you, Samsam?

It's retractable.

This is the worst conversation.

[mailcalltime]

What for?

He didn't do anything for us!

[ihateplumbers]

He's annoying, I dislike him, I'm bored.

Punch him in the dick.

[mailcalltime]

You already made me punch Goombella. I refuse to hurt anyone else.

[ihateplumbers]

Then it looks like I'm getting a paratroopa-down pillow.