Private Level 5 to Parakarry and Watt

[ihateplumbers]

I'm bored.

Amuse me.

Go find Falcon and punch him in the dick.

((WARNING: THIS THREAD GOT SOMEHOW REALLY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE; I AM SO SORRY TO EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING.))

Comments

[electriccharge]

...why him? What'd he ever do?

[ihateplumbers]

He annoys me. Mario's gone.

Shoot lightning bolts at his ass or something.

[electriccharge]

But I don't wanna hurt him!

[ihateplumbers]

Like I care about that?

Beat him up or I hurt your mother.

[electriccharge]

Okay okay, I'll do it! Just don't do anything to my mom!

[ihateplumbers]

Correct answer.