Private Level 5 to Parakarry and Watt

[ihateplumbers]

I'm bored.

Amuse me.

Go find Falcon and punch him in the dick.

((WARNING: THIS THREAD GOT SOMEHOW REALLY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE; I AM SO SORRY TO EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING.))

Comments

[mailcalltime]

What for?

He didn't do anything for us!

[ihateplumbers]

He's annoying, I dislike him, I'm bored.

Punch him in the dick.

[mailcalltime]

You already made me punch Goombella. I refuse to hurt anyone else.

[ihateplumbers]

Then it looks like I'm getting a paratroopa-down pillow.

[mailcalltime]

Please don't.

I'll do it, all right!

[ihateplumbers]

Wonderful.

[ihateplumbers]

PS - Thanks to having to read things on the internet, I have discovered that Parakarry is the manliest man WARNING FOR PHOTOS OF NAKED TURTLES.

[mailcalltime]

Why did I click it!? Now I know why all of Bowser's wives died!