I'm 22 years old, and I've never had a driver's license. I realize that makes me a loser, and perhaps even some sort of loser sovereign (yes, I stole that), but you know...whatever ( Read more... )

I need to make some paper.

Things kinda suck right now.

Coach McGuirk:
Women are crazy. Get 'em together...they...they turn into animals! They eat their own.

What kind of man am I, and what kind of man do I want to be?

The other night, Ian blacked out and mysteriously showed up at the apartment with a half-rack of Miller Genuine Draft.

It's effing disgusting. It's a crime against beer. And humanity.

hahaha

she was gone by the time I showed up

and I had a good fucking time

I'm fucking awesome. I am the lulz.

What's up in my life ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZSnlo3W-3Y

I'm dumb. I'm a masochist, I'm a blowhard, and I make too many decisions.