★ 『twenty』

[idkmybffsatan]

Since this place is like a communal toilet for brain spew, there probably is someone here who has good advice. Like girls, for instance, who understand the complicated, inner mechanisms of the female mind.

So here's how the story goes: My girlfriend dumped me.

I need advice on how to win her back. This is the girl I've loved since high school - the

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[repeatshimself]

Uh.

I think you mean Freddy Krueger.

But you know, I've been wrong before.

I DON'T LIKE SCARY MOVIES, MICI. :<

[idkmybffsatan]

...Krueger. Got it, thanks.

I'll got switch that up right now.

APPARENTLY IT IS A COMMON TRAIT

[repeatshimself]

No problem. See this is what I get for having no life, really.

I have to flee whenever scary movie trailers are on tv.

[idkmybffsatan]

Hey, I have no life too! I just spend my time playing video games and eating pizza. Though I do partake in the watch of moviies sometimes.

Alright! :D

[idkmybffsatan]

She is absolutely worth it. I don't think I could ever get a better girl than her.

I'd cut myself off from my family if I could.

[idkmybffsatan]

Haaaaaah, if only you knew.

Blood is meaningless in this case. If I could, I'd be a thousand miles away from them right this second, just so I would never see them again. (Which I technically am, but the City doesn't count)

[caf_pow_girl]

Is there something about your family she has a particular problem with?

[idkmybffsatan]

Jerry is a sadistic douchebag.

[caf_pow_girl]

That would do it.

So...is said girlfriend here? This is said partially because I am your female roommate.

[idkmybffsatan]

I just wish she could see beyond that and see me for who I really am.

No, she's back home. I was actually dumped minutes before arriving here, since the City's just that fond of me.

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[laszlo_jamf]

I have an answer.

(That's such a tired old bit of tripe there.)

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[idkmybffsatan]

Would you be able to take something back of mine that another person owns?

(Oh, shut up. I can do without your opinions.)

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[laszlo_jamf]

That would depend on whether or not I was able to take back whatever it is. So before we proceed, I need more details.

(I don't often get responses when I'm talking to myself. This is an unnerving novelty.)

[ooc: So what is it that he wants back? And is this part of a plot or what's your plan with this? I just don't want to step on anyone's toes is all.]

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[idkmybffsatan]

The Devil owns my soul.

I want it back.

[ooc: Ah, his soul! It's more of an inquiry to see the possibilities. I see it being rather fruitless, though a Satan vs. Deity battle would be fun to watch.

...And sorry, I didn't realize the bottom part was a thought bubble. orz]

[theserenashow]

My ex-boyfriend hated the people I knew but loved me and it worked out. Maybe you just have to convince her that you're worth putting up with all the bad stuff.

[idkmybffsatan]

That's what I plan to do if I can even get her to listen.

She's afraid that they'll end up rubbing off on me, which frankly is a pretty unfair assumption. I mean- I thought she knew me better than that.

[theserenashow]

Do you have a plan beyond that?

You could argue that they haven't rubbed off on you yet, and they've always been your family.

[idkmybffsatan]

I plan to pull out the wine and chocolate, but as romantic as that is, I don't think it's going to get me far. In other words, I don't have a plan.

...I actually only met them a year a few years ago.