★ 『twenty』

[idkmybffsatan]

Since this place is like a communal toilet for brain spew, there probably is someone here who has good advice. Like girls, for instance, who understand the complicated, inner mechanisms of the female mind.

So here's how the story goes: My girlfriend dumped me.

I need advice on how to win her back. This is the girl I've loved since high school - the

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Is there something about your family she has a particular problem with?

[idkmybffsatan]

Jerry is a sadistic douchebag.

[caf_pow_girl]

That would do it.

So...is said girlfriend here? This is said partially because I am your female roommate.

[idkmybffsatan]

I just wish she could see beyond that and see me for who I really am.

No, she's back home. I was actually dumped minutes before arriving here, since the City's just that fond of me.

[caf_pow_girl]

Stupid City.

You sound like you really love her. Like really, really. Not just someone saying it to say it.

[idkmybffsatan]

I really do, Abby. I can't imagine not being with her, to be honest.

[caf_pow_girl]

What's she like?

[idkmybffsatan]

She's smart, has a great sense of humor and a high tolerance for bullshit. Very understanding, fierce - yet absolutely sweet at the same time.

[caf_pow_girl]

No wonder you want her back.

[idkmybffsatan]

...We can't just go back to being friends.