★ 『twenty』

[idkmybffsatan]

Since this place is like a communal toilet for brain spew, there probably is someone here who has good advice. Like girls, for instance, who understand the complicated, inner mechanisms of the female mind.

So here's how the story goes: My girlfriend dumped me.

I need advice on how to win her back. This is the girl I've loved since high school - the

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[laszlo_jamf]

I have an answer.

(That's such a tired old bit of tripe there.)

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[idkmybffsatan]

Would you be able to take something back of mine that another person owns?

(Oh, shut up. I can do without your opinions.)

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[laszlo_jamf]

That would depend on whether or not I was able to take back whatever it is. So before we proceed, I need more details.

(I don't often get responses when I'm talking to myself. This is an unnerving novelty.)

[ooc: So what is it that he wants back? And is this part of a plot or what's your plan with this? I just don't want to step on anyone's toes is all.]

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[idkmybffsatan]

The Devil owns my soul.

I want it back.

[ooc: Ah, his soul! It's more of an inquiry to see the possibilities. I see it being rather fruitless, though a Satan vs. Deity battle would be fun to watch.

...And sorry, I didn't realize the bottom part was a thought bubble. orz]

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[laszlo_jamf]

Oh that's a classic. I haven't heard that one in ages. Wow. That takes me back. It's like "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" all over again.

[ooc: Since Reaper!Satan isn't in the City (according to the Taken list and my memory), yeah, it would be rather fruitless, I'm afraid. And, no, no, it really was just a parenthetical aside down there! Laszlo is just a jerk and making fun--sorry for confusing you! ]

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[idkmybffsatan]

I'm glad that I can brighten up your morning with laughter. Because I'm just that funny to laugh at, aren't I?

Now tell me if you can do something about this.

[ooc: Sam expected so, but it doesn't hurt to try. (How I would kill for a Reaper!Satan jsdfhlsdj) No worries! XD ]

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[laszlo_jamf]

I'm not laughing. I'm being nostalgic. There's a difference.

Now you know I have to ask: how did you lose it? Poker game? Trade? Bargain? Voodoo? Fiddling contest? Or was it just plain old stolen?

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[idkmybffsatan]

You're still obviously entertained by my plight.

My parents sold it off before I was born.

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[laszlo_jamf]

Kids are so heartless these days. Denying an old man his entertainment. What next?

That's a new one. I haven't heard that very often.

Makes it trickier too.

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[idkmybffsatan]

If you want entertainment, go rent a fucking movie. My life isn't meant to be for shits and giggles.

Trickier?

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[laszlo_jamf]

Oooh. Feisty. Down, boy.

Trickier. It was given without your consent, and given to one who is not, at present, as of now, as of this moment, in our vicinity. Therefore, it itself is farther removed. Your soul, I mean. Removed and removed. Do you take my meaning? Be clever. Don't bark, because it won't get you anywhere.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Is it required for all you omnipotent types to be such assholes?

So what you're basically saying behind all that rambling is that you can't do it.

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[laszlo_jamf]

Comes with the territory.

Short answer: yes. If it's not here, I can't give it to you. Not by hook or by crook.

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[idkmybffsatan]

So all I did in the end was waste my time.

...It's not your fault though. Thanks for trying.

[He actually has one more question! Another one that I assume will be impossible for the deities to fulfill.]

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[laszlo_jamf]

Such kind words. I'm touched. Charming. Charming.

[ooc: Possibly it will be |D Go ahead. Make my day~]

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[idkmybffsatan]

...Yeah, you're welcome. I also have one more question.

Do you guys have the ability to retcon lives permanently? Like one of those curses that changes an event that happened in your life...