I heard from a bird that the word on the street is that rumors say that sources suggest that an unidentified and confidential informant reports that some of you think haven't seen enough of my lovely mug lately.

Here. Let me fix that.


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Sure, that was a killer diller chiller thriller. I thought the rampant tendinitis that afflicts most zombies would have prevented any intricate synchronized dance moves, but it appears I was mistaken. Likewise, I'm told natural rhythm is unusual in an Igor ( Read more... )

Persons, Entities, Beings, and Otherwise Residents of the City (yeah, youse guys ( Read more... )

To the staff at large:

Why do I pay you? No, honestly, why do I pay you? If I don't pay you, you're probably an intern. In which case, you're already expendable and I should have expected as much. You don't count. Paid staff: what the blue hell is going on in the labs? No, let me rephrase that: what the blue hell is going on in my labs ( Read more... )

Colleagues, meeting. Five minutes.

The rest of you--

The rest of you.

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[Voice Post]
((It's music! It's this music, in fact. And it plays, happily, to its conclusion. And then, in burst the dulcet and retro Radio Voice tones of Laszlo Jamf, Professor of Rock, Doctor of Jive:))That one never gets old, does it ( Read more... )

You still want cause and effect. All right ( Read more... )

You have two choices: stay behind with carbon and hydrogen, take your lunch-bucket into the works every morning with the faceless droves who can't wait to get in out of the sunlight. Or move beyond. Silicon, boron, phosphorus--these can replace carbon, and can bond to nitrogen instead of hydrogen, move beyond life, toward the inorganic ( Read more... )

Hail and well met! Bring forth the troves of firestone, of blademaker, of the stones of ancestors, of ancient flint (N.B.: Clovis Points are also acceptable):


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--ATTENTION!!--
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Current reported electrical and/or barrier disruptions in the City centered in the vicinity of the following areas:
→ Building XII
→ Building III
→ Building VI
→ Building IX...due in part to redirection and blocking of current for barrier generators ( Read more... )