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Sure, that was a killer diller chiller thriller. I thought the rampant tendinitis that afflicts most zombies would have prevented any intricate synchronized dance moves, but it appears I was mistaken. Likewise, I'm told natural rhythm is unusual in an Igor.
Unless that wasn't dancing. But you know I can't tell with you kids these days.
Whatever happened to my "Transylvania Twist"?
That's enough of that. Time to sweep up. Everyone go home, go to bed, sleep off your blood hangovers, get your skin back on, collect your bones, reshape your jaw to resemble homo sapien and not something vaguely canine, get yourself good and corporeal again--or none of the above, as the case may be. We'll have to get the moon back on cycle again, which is certainly my idea of a really fantastic time. At least the rest was easy.
Everyone knows that once you stop the head monster, all the other monsters will return to normal--well, most of the time. It depends on who you ask.
Here's your grist for the rumor mill: I heard he caught him with a box. A box. A box propped up on a stick. Complete with bait. Live bait. And it worked. Do tell, is it really true? No tricks now.
Hail the conquering hero. Come forth and claim your prize, as so promised.
Yes, of course it's all treat and no trick.
And now the treat will be a real trick for us. Colleagues: meeting again, please. No trick, but one is needed. A neat one.
It'll be a treat to see, though.
[ooc: Captain Space has now been recaptured and turned over alive--or at least undead--to the Deities by one, Tyr McDohl (selected at random from the list of volunteers here)--although rumor has it that he had a little help. The Deities will now be working to clean up the residue of Captain Space's transformative monster powers and as of midnight tonight characters will all be returned to normal. There is no need to destroy the monsters to restore them anymore unless you want to or have a plot; the restoration will happen automatically, and everyone will be back to normal at midnight. Likewise, the preternaturally full moon will return to its normal waxing and waning after tonight. Things should be all right...for now--!!]
Unless that wasn't dancing. But you know I can't tell with you kids these days.
Whatever happened to my "Transylvania Twist"?
That's enough of that. Time to sweep up. Everyone go home, go to bed, sleep off your blood hangovers, get your skin back on, collect your bones, reshape your jaw to resemble homo sapien and not something vaguely canine, get yourself good and corporeal again--or none of the above, as the case may be. We'll have to get the moon back on cycle again, which is certainly my idea of a really fantastic time. At least the rest was easy.
Everyone knows that once you stop the head monster, all the other monsters will return to normal--well, most of the time. It depends on who you ask.
Here's your grist for the rumor mill: I heard he caught him with a box. A box. A box propped up on a stick. Complete with bait. Live bait. And it worked. Do tell, is it really true? No tricks now.
Hail the conquering hero. Come forth and claim your prize, as so promised.
Yes, of course it's all treat and no trick.
And now the treat will be a real trick for us. Colleagues: meeting again, please. No trick, but one is needed. A neat one.
It'll be a treat to see, though.
[ooc: Captain Space has now been recaptured and turned over alive--or at least undead--to the Deities by one, Tyr McDohl (selected at random from the list of volunteers here)--although rumor has it that he had a little help. The Deities will now be working to clean up the residue of Captain Space's transformative monster powers and as of midnight tonight characters will all be returned to normal. There is no need to destroy the monsters to restore them anymore unless you want to or have a plot; the restoration will happen automatically, and everyone will be back to normal at midnight. Likewise, the preternaturally full moon will return to its normal waxing and waning after tonight. Things should be all right...for now--!!]