★ 『nine』

[idkmybffsatan]

With my culinary ingenuity and prowess, I have put together a masterpiece. A dish that will go down in cooking history; a recipe soon to be found in the cookbooks of Bobby Flay and Betty Crocker. A meal that will send your tastes buds into a flavor orgasm. I give you-

MEATBREAD

Comments

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

You'll never be able to eat that all on your own, you know.

(OOC - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ :p )

[idkmybffsatan]

Of course I will. Never doubt a young man and his appetite.

[ooc: I was going to nab a picture from there, actually. >_>]

[malleableworld]

I don't think that there are words for this.

[idkmybffsatan]

To express your amazement at my cooking skills?

[malleableworld]

....yes.

1/2

[idkmybffsatan]

Four ellipses.

You're hiding something.

[fireofsound]

What kind of sausage did you use?

[idkmybffsatan]

Italian, of course. Spicy and sublime. Oh, and one bratwurst.

[fireofsound]

You should try and get a restaurant to carry it!

[idkmybffsatan]

Do you think they'd pay me?

[tofuinthesky]

Oh my god. I'm going to barf.

[idkmybffsatan]

Because you can't handle the flavor.

[tofuinthesky]

No, because I feel sorry for all those animals that were tortured and killed so you could make that disgusting heart attack on bread.

[idkmybffsatan]

Well, I didn't do any of the torturing or killing so I consider myself innocent.

And fully entitled to indulge.

[ange_de_voeux]

Ewwww.

[idkmybffsatan]

...Hey.

It's delicious.

[ange_de_voeux]

It doesn't look very delicious. Are you sure?

[idkmybffsatan]

It's not aesthetically pleasing, but if you taste it - it's delicious.