★ 『nine』

[idkmybffsatan]

With my culinary ingenuity and prowess, I have put together a masterpiece. A dish that will go down in cooking history; a recipe soon to be found in the cookbooks of Bobby Flay and Betty Crocker. A meal that will send your tastes buds into a flavor orgasm. I give you-

MEATBREAD

Comments

[miss_waldorf]

Ew, gross.

[idkmybffsatan]

You have no taste.

[notaweapon]

That is nutritionally unbalanced.

[idkmybffsatan]

Fiber, Protein, Fat... I don't sit what's so bad about it.

[notaweapon]

The meal requires vegetables.

Are you able to consume that much in one sitting?

[idkmybffsatan]

Vegetables are overrated.

Totally. Of course, Nate's having some.

[mohindercooks]

Don't you think there should be some vegetables to go with that?

[idkmybffsatan]

Vegetables are bad for you. Forgot what your parental figures say.

[phantom_earl]

That is absolutely disgusting.

[idkmybffsatan]

Another one with absolutely no taste.

It's delicious.

[phantom_earl]

Only someone who makes a habit out of licking the soiled ground would think so.

[idkmybffsatan]

And what would his majesty prefer? Escargot and truffles?

[projectionary]

You're... serious.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm completely serious.

Want some?

[ooc: Sorry for hiatusing for a month (i totally fail), if I'm correct - Andy lives with Sam and Nate, right? >_>;; Unless he moved out? ]

[projectionary]

I'm pretty sure that's the nastiest thing I've ever seen, so I'll pass.

[OOC: roflavk nothing to apologize for, and you're right! :|b He hasn't moved out.]

[idkmybffsatan]

It's just meat and bread. Simple ingredients. You're just being picky.

[ooc: ;; My activity should increase now that school's over. sdkjafsd sorry ]