With my culinary ingenuity and prowess, I have put together a masterpiece. A dish that will go down in cooking history; a recipe soon to be found in the cookbooks of Bobby Flay and Betty Crocker. A meal that will send your tastes buds into a flavor orgasm. I give you-
MEATBREAD
All of you must be jealous, huh?
Also, I swear I will clean up the disaster shitpile mess in the kitchen, Nate.