★ 『nine』

[idkmybffsatan]

With my culinary ingenuity and prowess, I have put together a masterpiece. A dish that will go down in cooking history; a recipe soon to be found in the cookbooks of Bobby Flay and Betty Crocker. A meal that will send your tastes buds into a flavor orgasm. I give you-

MEATBREAD

Comments

[tofuinthesky]

Oh my god. I'm going to barf.

[idkmybffsatan]

Because you can't handle the flavor.

[tofuinthesky]

No, because I feel sorry for all those animals that were tortured and killed so you could make that disgusting heart attack on bread.

[idkmybffsatan]

Well, I didn't do any of the torturing or killing so I consider myself innocent.

And fully entitled to indulge.

[tofuinthesky]

You're still supporting the torturing and the killing if you eat that.

[idkmybffsatan]

Stop villifiying me for something so small.