[exo] something

[baekmebacon]

title: something
pairing: chen/xiumin
word count: 1,251 words
rating: nc-17
summary: xiuchen porn what else could it be
a/n:so here's the porn sequel for hyper mornings. this can be read as a stand alone though. title taken from girl's day's something (which should imply.... something /nervous laughing/).

okay bye /crawls back to my ask.fm/

Comments

[charliebnim]

CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME THE FEELS ? YOU ARE KILLING ME

[baekmebacon]

but charlie... NEOMU JOAH CAN'T STOP.

hahahha~ thank you for reading

[xiujaemin]

calculate the amount of force jongdae used pushed down on minseok's dick using the formula Force = mass x acceleration due to gravity

[baekmebacon]

pls don't torture yourself.

Given:
m= 64 kg
a= -9.8m/s^2

F=ma
F= 64kg (-9.8m/s^2)
F=-627.2kg m/s ^2

what little force tbh.

[xiujaemin]

//chokes// you really did solve it //gurgles//

if you add the force of attraction, denoted by the formula -((G x m1 x m2)/r^2), where G is the universal constant of gravity and is equal to 6.67 x 10^-11, it could do more justice to the actual amount of force exerted unu

[baekmebacon]

meh too lazy ://

[canadaphile]

Jongdae’s collarbones were shining with sweat and that’s all Minseok can see when he’s wearing one of those V necks he got from Yixing last Christmas. I had to stop a moment so I could chew my cereal properly. I'm so weak for collerbones.

“I need to finish this entire heap first, Jongdae. Give me back my glasses.” You gotta do Jongdae, before you do your work. (Little shit probably jacked his contacts, too.)

Jongdae whined a wae too high Wae too high. WAEEEEE too high.

“Is this why you wanted me to take a break? ‘Cause you’re horny as fuck?” Nawwwwww. He just missed your charming company. UwU

Jongdae slid his hands into the back pockets of Minseok’s jeans and started palming his ass. Hands on the prize. Atta boy.

“Take a break, Minseok.” The curve of Jongdae’s smile bordered playful and sweet.

“If taking a break means getting between your legs then, I’ll consider it this time.” Nope. Jongdae then gets up for some soothing tea, because Minseok's break should consist of nothing but relaxation.

"Please, Minseok. I'm not a virgin,

[baekmebacon]

Jongdae whined a wae too high Wae too high. WAEEEEE too high.
Yes. yes this is the joke of my life. yes. goodbye.

"sorry boss, but my boyfriend doesn't understand the importance of meeting deadlines, and he's a fucking tease, and he kept sucking me off while i was working. i guess things happen, y'know?"

god he'd get fired. OTL thanks for reading amanda! ^w^

[canadaphile]

Waaaaaaae.

I think that'd be a pathetically funny fic.
"～～～～(/￣ｰ(Ò ‸ Ó)/ Oh, Minseok. You're home early. Come to my bosom so that I might partake in your ass again."
"ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ I got fired." "v(°∇^*)⌒☆ That means more time with me~"
"(-`д´- ｡) YOU got me fired. You and your sexual crafts..."
"(´─‿‿─｀) Me~?"
"(-`д´-) Get your hands out of my pants, Jongdae. I need to put job applications in."
"( ՞ਊ ՞) How about you put something else in me, instead?" "(눈_눈)ε ˆ｀) I don't know how I succumb to your wiles. Your pick-ups lines need work."

Yeahhhhhhhh.

[baekmebacon]

WAAAAAEEEE AMANDA. WAEEE U DO DIS.

/cries in the corner bcs of u

gdu jongdae u horny fark.