[exo] something
title: something
pairing: chen/xiumin
word count: 1,251 words
rating: nc-17
summary: xiuchen porn what else could it be
a/n:so here's the porn sequel for hyper mornings. this can be read as a stand alone though. title taken from girl's day's something (which should imply.... something /nervous laughing/).
okay bye /crawls back to my ask.fm/
( something )
pairing: chen/xiumin
word count: 1,251 words
rating: nc-17
summary: xiuchen porn what else could it be
a/n:so here's the porn sequel for hyper mornings. this can be read as a stand alone though. title taken from girl's day's something (which should imply.... something /nervous laughing/).
okay bye /crawls back to my ask.fm/
( something )
“I need to finish this entire heap first, Jongdae. Give me back my glasses.” You gotta do Jongdae, before you do your work. (Little shit probably jacked his contacts, too.)
Jongdae whined a wae too high Wae too high. WAEEEEE too high.
“Is this why you wanted me to take a break? ‘Cause you’re horny as fuck?” Nawwwwww. He just missed your charming company. UwU
Jongdae slid his hands into the back pockets of Minseok’s jeans and started palming his ass. Hands on the prize. Atta boy.
“Take a break, Minseok.” The curve of Jongdae’s smile bordered playful and sweet.
“If taking a break means getting between your legs then, I’ll consider it this time.” Nope. Jongdae then gets up for some soothing tea, because Minseok's break should consist of nothing but relaxation.
"Please, Minseok. I'm not a virgin, stick it in already." Jongdae's got such a way with words. Hot.
a tooth eating grin ... ususally, it's shit-eating grin, but neither sounds appetising or attractive.
“Fuck.” Jongdae hissed, his forehead resting on Minseok’s shoulder. Minseok didn’t let him rest, quickly thrusting upward into Jongdae. "Fuck, fuck, fuck." Translation: Hold me, hold me. Never let me go until you've told me, told me what I want to know and then just hold me, hold me. Make me tell you I'm in love with you.
“Your contacts are in the medicine cabinet behind the pills for colds.” Jongdae muttered, covering himself with the comforter to drown out Minseok’s groans. I knew it. That punk.
So ... if Minseok missed a deadline because of Jongdae, how would he explain it?
=^..^=~
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Yes. yes this is the joke of my life. yes. goodbye.
"sorry boss, but my boyfriend doesn't understand the importance of meeting deadlines, and he's a fucking tease, and he kept sucking me off while i was working. i guess things happen, y'know?"
god he'd get fired. OTL thanks for reading amanda! ^w^
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I think that'd be a pathetically funny fic.
"～～～～(/￣ｰ(Ò ‸ Ó)/ Oh, Minseok. You're home early. Come to my bosom so that I might partake in your ass again."
"ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ I got fired." "v(°∇^*)⌒☆ That means more time with me~"
"(-`д´- ｡) YOU got me fired. You and your sexual crafts..."
"(´─‿‿─｀) Me~?"
"(-`д´-) Get your hands out of my pants, Jongdae. I need to put job applications in."
"( ՞ਊ ՞) How about you put something else in me, instead?" "(눈_눈)ε ˆ｀) I don't know how I succumb to your wiles. Your pick-ups lines need work."
Yeahhhhhhhh.
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/cries in the corner bcs of u
gdu jongdae u horny fark.
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