[exo] something

[baekmebacon]

title: something
pairing: chen/xiumin
word count: 1,251 words
rating: nc-17
summary: xiuchen porn what else could it be
a/n:so here's the porn sequel for hyper mornings. this can be read as a stand alone though. title taken from girl's day's something (which should imply.... something /nervous laughing/).

okay bye /crawls back to my ask.fm/

Comments

[xiujaemin]

calculate the amount of force jongdae used pushed down on minseok's dick using the formula Force = mass x acceleration due to gravity

[baekmebacon]

pls don't torture yourself.

Given:
m= 64 kg
a= -9.8m/s^2

F=ma
F= 64kg (-9.8m/s^2)
F=-627.2kg m/s ^2

what little force tbh.

[xiujaemin]

//chokes// you really did solve it //gurgles//

if you add the force of attraction, denoted by the formula -((G x m1 x m2)/r^2), where G is the universal constant of gravity and is equal to 6.67 x 10^-11, it could do more justice to the actual amount of force exerted unu

[baekmebacon]

meh too lazy ://

[canadaphile]

Nerd...

[baekmebacon]

opls