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[filtered to Ash, Izuna, Asuka, Raspberyl, Elizabeth, and Amoretta]
Hey, some of you might have noticed that Gig showed up again.
For our first mission as Light Warriors, we're going to save the world by making him go home again.
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So, hey, guys, we're friends, right?
Don't answer that.
Now, as it turns out, according to a... a wise and powerful sage... the world is in danger without four Light Warriors to protect it! You guys care about the world, right? Of course you do. Which is why three of you are going to help me not get my organs removed save the world.
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On the one hand, the magic that I sacrificed about a billion human souls to obtain has been stripped from me. I'm as magically helpless as a newborn baby infant.
On the other hand, I just stabbed a mountain to death...?
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Hey, so, what's up, fellow jackasses? Can't help but notice that it's, like, a lovely morning and junk. Let us talk about puppies and other things that non-murderous psychopaths talk about ( Read more... ) -
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Ras-
Sar-
WHAT.
Alright. Okay. You're in a bad mood, Black Mage. You fell in love with that... thing... and he, he, he's showed up here, and... It's been a bad week for you. You need to relax. Just find a nice, quiet little hamlet and curl up with a good book. It's the only way to calm yourself down.
Oh, who the hell am I kidding.
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HEY LOSERS. I just wanted to let everyone know that there's a girl here named Raspberyl, and she is totally awesome. She's smart, and funny, and pretty, and if any of you do anything to upset her, so help me, I will murder, skin, torture, and sodomize you.
Not necessarily in that order.
Man, this is great! I haven't felt attracted to a woman for more ( Read more... ) -
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Alright! Valentine's Day is here and those three cockblockin' jerks aren't around to muck things up. I just wish White Mage was here. I've got a bottle of A-1 sauce with her name written all over it.
In the meantime, ladies, allow me to introduce myself. The name's Black Mage. Yeah, that's right. The Black Mage. From the band. Also the genocidal ( Read more... ) -
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Hey, creepy massage girl chick from before! Elizabeth, or whatever. You wanted one of Santa's claws or whatever, right? Well... this totally counts. There ya go, you have fun with that. Reward please.
And hey, everyone else. I'm a policeman or castle guard or something now. I'm feeling pretty good about the job. Good as in "I've got an invincible ( Read more... ) -
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Stupid dumb holiday. Hate Christmas. Who even likes this freakin' holiday? We're in The Netherworld and people are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. This is retarded. I'm going to bed.
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GYAGAUHGHKGYILHJLAAHLE WHY IS THERE A TENTACLE UNDER MY BED
*KNIFEKNIFEKNIFEKNIFEKNIFE*
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He... He does exist!