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Hey, so, what's up, fellow jackasses? Can't help but notice that it's, like, a lovely morning and junk. Let us talk about puppies and other things that non-murderous psychopaths talk about.
So, that Dark Assembly, huh? Total assholes. I heard they totally screwed up that handsome and smart and sexy Black Mage guy's request, and now he's probably got an omniscient wizard out to kill him. Man, it must really suck to be him. I feel super sorry for him and would probably give him money or sexual favors if I saw him.
Not that I have.
Because I'm not him.
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Me, I love puppies. They're so, like, soft and cuddly, and they taste good too!
And by taste good I of course mean something that does not imply that I know what they taste like.
So how 'bout them Red Sox!
So, that Dark Assembly, huh? Total assholes. I heard they totally screwed up that handsome and smart and sexy Black Mage guy's request, and now he's probably got an omniscient wizard out to kill him. Man, it must really suck to be him. I feel super sorry for him and would probably give him money or sexual favors if I saw him.
Not that I have.
Because I'm not him.
...
Me, I love puppies. They're so, like, soft and cuddly, and they taste good too!
And by taste good I of course mean something that does not imply that I know what they taste like.
So how 'bout them Red Sox!