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Hey, creepy massage girl chick from before! Elizabeth, or whatever. You wanted one of Santa's claws or whatever, right? Well... this totally counts. There ya go, you have fun with that. Reward please.
And hey, everyone else. I'm a policeman or castle guard or something now. I'm feeling pretty good about the job. Good as in "I've got an invincible second life and a death spell that specifically hurts demons in case you were thinking of trying anything" good. So here's the deal: if you're thinking of doing anything bad, wicked, or otherwise morally unsound... make sure it's really funny, because this job is boring as hell and I need a laugh.
Anyway, I could care less about what Baal wants, so just don't do anything that might piss him off and I won't have to worry about you. Everybody wins, especially me. Of course, since I'm technically an enforcer of his will, anything that pisses me off would probably piss him off. Hint hint.
What? Who's abusing their what? I'm sorry, I can't hear your boring and wrong argument over the sound of all the crime I'm stopping.