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[icaststhespells]

Hey, creepy massage girl chick from before! Elizabeth, or whatever. You wanted one of Santa's claws or whatever, right? Well... this totally counts. There ya go, you have fun with that. Reward please.

And hey, everyone else. I'm a policeman or castle guard or something now. I'm feeling pretty good about the job. Good as in "I've got an invincible

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1/2

[velvetassistant]

*Elizabeth looks down at the finger* This is not a sand claw. This is a digit.

Re: 1/2

[velvetassistant]

However, it is the genuine 1. And that fellow did appear to be Santa.

I will accept this as a completed request. *You have received [Extra Life]!*

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, he uh, he was defintely Santa, alright.

Incidentally, if he comes looking for me, this conversation never happened.

[velvetassistant]

Should you not be proud of your accomplishment?

[bigstebowski]

Ignoring even the most base prerequisites and standards for hiring...

Overlord Baal certainly has his Netherworld running as Netherworldly as they come. I am impressed once again.

[icaststhespells]

I'm going to go ahead and take that as a compliment.

[private_eye_gai]

Teh.

People like you are the reason I quit the police force in the first place.

[icaststhespells]

"Teh"? Seriously?

[private_eye_gai]

Yeah, you have a problem with that, sonny?

[icaststhespells]

Dammit, dude. I can rain rock and fire enough to blot out the sun. Do you really want to start something?

[jump_isforkids]

Did you just say "Elizabeth"?

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, the weird chick who's apparently indestructible. I wonder if slipping some acid into her food would...

[jump_isforkids]

Then they are.....not a man in a duck-thing suit, I take it.

All right.

[icaststhespells]

And then scatter the body parts...

[puppy_genocide]

Wonderful.

[icaststhespells]

I certainly think so.