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Alright! Valentine's Day is here and those three cockblockin' jerks aren't around to muck things up. I just wish White Mage was here. I've got a bottle of A-1 sauce with her name written all over it.
In the meantime, ladies, allow me to introduce myself. The name's Black Mage. Yeah, that's right. The Black Mage. From the band. Also the genocidal mass murdering sprees. You know how they say the skin is the largest human organ? Well, not in my case.
I'm single and possibly attractive. You don't know, do you? Right. So why don't you try your luck and come on over to my place?
Well, my room.
In Baal's place.
Uh.
Hey, are those astronaut pants? Cuz your ass is outta this world!