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Kung sinong makarelate dito, plus ten sa recitation
If you are a woman, a city dweller, and a regular commuter, then most likely you've been the subject of overly zealous catcalls, wolf whistles, and hoots from the Kuyas and the Manongs of Metro Manila's streets. Ever since I was old enough to ride jeeps, taxis, trains, and tricycles on my own, I'd been on the receiving end of the hirit bombs ( Read more... ) -
Oh you know, lately I've been so busy MULTISLACKING
multislacking: doing multiple slackeresque things concurrently (www.urbandictionary.com)
Additionally, I can also be quite the mouse potato
Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You' ( Read more... ) -
On the northbound stretch from Ortigas to Quezon Ave on Edsa,
You will see Bamboo Mañalac's blown up face on a billboard three times, in three different ads. Now, Marian Rivera's ubiquitousness, I understand, but Bamboo - I don't even know anyone who'd pay to listen to them live anymore. -
You'll never be a vegetable.
Even artichokes have hearts! -
Totally Random Film Adapation... But I approve.
Jerry Bruckheimer brings you..."Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time"!!! *Applause ( Read more... ) -
Guys, pinag-ipunan ko 'to over the months
"Boy Laba" - Laundromat sa Kamuning
"Ayos Na" - Taxi
"Eating Place" - Roadside Carinderia sa Tagaytay
"Wow Lugaw" - Lugawan sa may Luzon (Near Commonwealth/Tandang Sora intersection)
"Dean of Clean" - Laundromat sa Tandang Sora
"Eat Ur Feel Foodshop" - Foodshop sa may Teacher's Village wherein you have the liberty of... You guessed it right, bubba, ( Read more... ) -
What. The. F.
So it's three in the morning, Friday, and I'm tooling around on the net. I see a freshly posted interview with Tina Fey on Oh No They Didn't, and I am phantasmagorically struck by what I read:
RD: What pleases you more, applause or laughter?
Fey: Laughter. You can prompt applause with a sign. My friend, SNL writer Seth Meyers, coined the term clapter ( Read more... ) -
Today is the greatest.
Today there are no sinners and no saints, just people with fires burning up their little hearts, and a God who looks on wryly, toasting marshmallows in satisfaction. -
Holler, baby!
Phone #10. I'll surely miss the resiny, rubbery goodness, the state of the art flashlight, the badass analog keypad, and the orange, yellow, and green foam stars that I so lovingly glued, superbly, to your upper back. You didn't even live long enough to reach your 1st birthday. Whattadisgrace. R.I.P.
So in between a soup call ("Let me talk to your ( Read more... )