MY WIRELESS IS A FAILURE. I WILL SMITE UTTERLY THE FOOLISH MAN WHO INSTALLED IT FOR ME, AND WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE WITHERED AND FOUL TASTING ( Read more... )

I ASK YOU, WHAT IS THIS?I DO NOT BELIEVE IT. THESE INSOLENT HUMANS MUST BE IMMEDIATELY GOTTEN INTO LINE. I SHALL DEVOUR THEIR SOULS AND SOUR THEIR DREAMS! THEY WILL SUFFER UNKNOWN DEPTHS OF MADNESS AND PAIN! THEY WILL BE PUNISHED BEYOND ALL KNOWING ( Read more... )

SO YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING I KNOW FOR WHEN I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER POST. I AM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. BECAUSE REALLY, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO USE YOG-SOTHOTH'S COMPUTING DEVICE BUT HE ACTUALLY HAS A WINDOWS '95, SERIOUSLY MAN, AND I CAN'T ACCESS ANYTHING AT ALL. BUT I GOT MY COMPUTING DEVICE FIXED SO YEAH, I'M BACK AGAIN ( Read more... )

THE INTERNET IS TRULY AN ABSORBING PLACE. I HAVE BEEN BUSY HOWEVER BECAUSE I MANAGED TO TORRENT ALL OF THE SIMS 2 EXPANSION PACKS AND WAS PLAYING WITH A FAMILY TRYING TO DRIVE THEM MAD BUT THEY WOULD NOT GO MAD! AND THEN MY COMPUTER GOT A VIRUS AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY TENTACLE THROUGH THE SCREEN, OOPS. AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE DELL DOES NOT DELIVER ( Read more... )

I AM SINCERELY APOLOGETIC THAT I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN SO LONG. I WAS BUSY HUNTING DOWN THE PRANK CALLER WHO WAS PESTERING ME SO I COULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WAS QUITE TASTY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. MMM, THE SWEET TASTE OF INSANITY. DELICIOUS ( Read more... )

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FIND A PLACE SO WONDERFUL AS MY DREAD CITY OF R'LYEH BUT I HAVE TRULY FOUND THE GRAIL OF ALL MARVELLOUS THINGS. I AM SORRY I DID NOT WRITE YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTICING A GAME I HEAR IS KNOWN AS 'FIVE CLICKS TO JESUS.' I AM NOT SURE WHO THIS JESUS FELLOW IS, AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE ATTAINED DEITY STATUS, BUT I AM FULLY PREPARED TO ( Read more... )

YESTERDAY I LEARNED ABOUT THIS 'GOOGLING' PHENOMENON AND MADE THE DECISION TO GOOGLE MYSELF

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? I THINK HUMANITY MUST HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT I, DREAD CTHULHU, LORD OF THE DEEPS, STAND FOR. I AM NO LONGER VIEWED WITH FEAR AND LOATHING. I THINK THIS MUST CHANGE. HOWEVER, IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO INFLICT HORROR UPON THE WORLD ( Read more... )

WE'LL CALL IT DAY ONE ( Read more... )