DO NOT FUCK WITH ME

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I AM SINCERELY APOLOGETIC THAT I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN SO LONG. I WAS BUSY HUNTING DOWN THE PRANK CALLER WHO WAS PESTERING ME SO I COULD DEVOUR HIS SOUL. IT WAS QUITE TASTY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. MMM, THE SWEET TASTE OF INSANITY. DELICIOUS.

I HAVE SINCE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, THIS SEEMS TO TRULY REPRESENT THE DEPTHS TO WHICH HUMANITY HAS SUNK. I BEGIN TO WONDER IF THE WORLD IS WORTH CONQUERING AFTER ALL, AS THE MOST INTELLIGENT SPECIES NOW APPEARS TO BE A RARE TYPE OF ROCK FUNGI. HMMM. THIS IS QUITE DISHEARTENING.

AH WELL. IF NOTHING ELSE I CAN AT LEAST PLAY FLASH GAMES ONLINE. THESE ARE FIENDISHLY ADDICTIVE. MAYBE I WILL NOT DEVOUR THEIR CREATORS. THEY HAVE CREATED A WORK OF TRULY DIABOLICAL EVIL. ESPECIALLY THIS 'TETRIS' CREATION. I CANNOT PASS LEVEL SIX, AI! IT IS BEYOND FRUSTRATING. I MUST COMPLETE THIS GAME.

ALSO NYARLAHOTEP WILL NOT PICK UP HIS PHONE AND IT IS ANNOYING ME, THE BASTARD STILL NEEDS TO FINISH OUR ULTIMATE MARIO PARTY CHALLENGE. I THINK HE IS PRETENDING NOT TO HEAR MY SUMMONS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WILL LOSE. FOOLISH, INSOLENT BEING. NONE SHALL DEFEAT THE POWER OF CTHULHU AS YOSHI! AHAHAHAHAHA.

I WILL GO PRACTICE MY MINI GAME SKILLS NOW. TRULY, N64 IS THE ONLY GAMING SYSTEM. ALL OTHERS SHALL PERISH UNDER MY RULE.

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH AN EXCERPT FROM MY FAVORITE COMIC.




AHAHAHA. THAT IS TRULY AMUSING.