Day 47685039454953872085692...
WE'LL CALL IT DAY ONE.
SO. THIS IS WHAT HUMANKIND IS DOING THESE DAYS. I MUST SAY I AM DISAPPOINTED.
AH WELL. THE DAY IS COMING WHEN I SHALL RISE FROM MY SLUMBER AND DEVOUR THE SOULS OF HUMANKIND AS ONE AND BEGIN MY REIGN OF TERROR AND MADNESS. ALAS, THE DAY DOES NOT SEEM TO BE NIGH. PITY.
I SHALL BEGIN MY REIGN OF EVIL HERE, ON A - WHAT IS THIS? - OH, YES, BLOG. QUITE A PRIMITIVE IDEA. BUT TO FOUL THE MINDS OF THE HUMAN RACE I SUPPOSE ONE MUST START SOMEWHERE.
TODAY...HMMM. I SENT NIGHTMARES TO COUNTLESS DAMNED SOULS AND DEVOURED A FEW EXTRA. WAS FEELING A BIT TIPSY, SO HAD A BIT OF COGNAC TO TOP IT OFF. TOP NOTCH, REALLY. ONE OF THE FEW TRULY DECENT THINGS THE PITIFUL RACE OF HUMANITY HAS PRODUCED. PERHAPS I SHALL ALLOW SOME WINEMAKERS TO SURVIVE. I SHOULD NOT LIKE TO BE WITHOUT MY COGNAC FOR ALL ETERNITY. MMM, DELICIOUS.
AM FEELING RATHER LONELY, WANT A VISIT FROM AZATHOTH. MISS THAT FELLOW. I SUPPOSE EVEN A LORD OF THE DEEPS CANNOT HAVE EVERYTHING.
I BELIEVE I NEED ONE OF THESE 'MOOD THEME' THINGS. ALSO, I WANTED A LAYOUT DRIPPING WITH BLOOD, BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR THIS ONE AS IT IS CALLED 'BLACK PIT'.
ALSO I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE PEOPLE MOCKING ME. THOSE IDIOTS AT THIS 'LOLTHULHU' SITE SHALL BE FIRST TO DIE WHEN I INFLICT MY REIGN OF TERROR UPON THE WORLD. I WILL CONSUME THEIR SOULS IN ETERNAL AGONY. OR I CAN JUST OVERLOAD THEIR BANDWIDTH WITH CONTINUAL UPLOADS OF MY SELF PORTRAITS.
I THINK I WILL GO DO THAT NOW.
GOOD NIGHT.
SO. THIS IS WHAT HUMANKIND IS DOING THESE DAYS. I MUST SAY I AM DISAPPOINTED.
AH WELL. THE DAY IS COMING WHEN I SHALL RISE FROM MY SLUMBER AND DEVOUR THE SOULS OF HUMANKIND AS ONE AND BEGIN MY REIGN OF TERROR AND MADNESS. ALAS, THE DAY DOES NOT SEEM TO BE NIGH. PITY.
I SHALL BEGIN MY REIGN OF EVIL HERE, ON A - WHAT IS THIS? - OH, YES, BLOG. QUITE A PRIMITIVE IDEA. BUT TO FOUL THE MINDS OF THE HUMAN RACE I SUPPOSE ONE MUST START SOMEWHERE.
TODAY...HMMM. I SENT NIGHTMARES TO COUNTLESS DAMNED SOULS AND DEVOURED A FEW EXTRA. WAS FEELING A BIT TIPSY, SO HAD A BIT OF COGNAC TO TOP IT OFF. TOP NOTCH, REALLY. ONE OF THE FEW TRULY DECENT THINGS THE PITIFUL RACE OF HUMANITY HAS PRODUCED. PERHAPS I SHALL ALLOW SOME WINEMAKERS TO SURVIVE. I SHOULD NOT LIKE TO BE WITHOUT MY COGNAC FOR ALL ETERNITY. MMM, DELICIOUS.
AM FEELING RATHER LONELY, WANT A VISIT FROM AZATHOTH. MISS THAT FELLOW. I SUPPOSE EVEN A LORD OF THE DEEPS CANNOT HAVE EVERYTHING.
I BELIEVE I NEED ONE OF THESE 'MOOD THEME' THINGS. ALSO, I WANTED A LAYOUT DRIPPING WITH BLOOD, BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR THIS ONE AS IT IS CALLED 'BLACK PIT'.
ALSO I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE PEOPLE MOCKING ME. THOSE IDIOTS AT THIS 'LOLTHULHU' SITE SHALL BE FIRST TO DIE WHEN I INFLICT MY REIGN OF TERROR UPON THE WORLD. I WILL CONSUME THEIR SOULS IN ETERNAL AGONY. OR I CAN JUST OVERLOAD THEIR BANDWIDTH WITH CONTINUAL UPLOADS OF MY SELF PORTRAITS.
I THINK I WILL GO DO THAT NOW.
GOOD NIGHT.