Hello all, and Welcome ( Read more... )

There's an older guy at work who comes in fairly regularly. I've danced for him a couple of times now, and every time he blows on me. Normally I would be annoyed by this, but he just blows so hard, like a kid trying too hard to blow a bubble. It's hilarious, and he thinks that it's supposed to be a turn-on ( Read more... )

Only once have I ever given a lapdance that has driven me to laughter. It happened this past week, on Thursday ( Read more... )

Gather round, this one is a good one ( Read more... )

( So, I promised you a new story, and here it is. )

• If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
  
• Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
  
• If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.
  
• The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
  
• Asking a bartender what ( Read more... )

Hello. First of all, let me do a bit of explaining before I rage. I work in a bar. To be more specific, I strip in a bar. Usually, it's a fun job. I don't often have issues with my customers as I can normally just avoid the ones I don't wish to interact with.

( But sometimes, you can't always tell the creepy fuckers from first glance. )

Did pretty well last night. Was definetely in the zone. Felt like the sexiest girl in there. :D ( Read more... )

...is coming ( Read more... )

Grrr. The idiots in there tonight!!

( Just a quick rant before the fun begins )