Oh, sure, no PHYSICAL contact - but that didn't stop you from working your amazing Tantric Aura Sex powers on him. Mere proximity to a master such as yourself can send men spiraling into ecstasy. it's true -- I saw it on Cinemax, and TV never lies =)
Well, fantasy is a big part of the club experience, but I've rarely seen one quite so, erm, involved as what you described. But hey, he tipped well, and he didn't lick you, so yay for him.
AS far as Sugar Daddy goes, I'd suggest getting a small office stapler. That should help keep things where they're supposed to be quite nicely. Either that, or tell him you'll consider letting him lick you, but first he has to demonstrate his technique on the Beanie Baby. Then simply inform the bouncer that this man is performing lewd acts on your stuffed animal. This should get him bounced, or at least laughed at by all his friends. and teh Beanie Baby should be OK after a few counseling sessions...
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Well, fantasy is a big part of the club experience, but I've rarely seen one quite so, erm, involved as what you described. But hey, he tipped well, and he didn't lick you, so yay for him.
AS far as Sugar Daddy goes, I'd suggest getting a small office stapler. That should help keep things where they're supposed to be quite nicely. Either that, or tell him you'll consider letting him lick you, but first he has to demonstrate his technique on the Beanie Baby. Then simply inform the bouncer that this man is performing lewd acts on your stuffed animal. This should get him bounced, or at least laughed at by all his friends. and teh Beanie Baby should be OK after a few counseling sessions...
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