Great, I finally get Michael and Ben to let Ethan come over, and it gets completely ruined. By Justin, of course ( Read more... )

Hey, E to the Izzo, pizza later?

God, I hate being grounded. Ben and Michael keep finding excuses to keep me in the house or the comic book store. Jesus, I skip class one time and somehow end up fucking the principle's son in the school pool... I mean, that was so not my fault, okay? People not related can have the same last name ( Read more... )

Why is my room clean?! How am I supposed to find anything now?! Does no one here understand I need my privacy?!

But some freak sent me a present! Who the fuck is it? Brian?


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From: Hunter Novotny Brucknet (ragefan16@kinnetic.net ( Read more... )

OMG, I JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN ON MICHAEL AND BEN DOING IT. OMG, THAT IS SO GROSS. I'M GOING TO PUKE.

Hey, Brian, whatcha doing tonight?

From: captain astro (zephyr@kinnetic.net ( Read more... )

So I went out with that Ethan guy. Okay, first? He took me to some fancy ass restaurant where they had like candles and shit. I thought we were just going to sneak into a bar or something. Then we went to the park. The park! I thought maybe he was into sex in public places, but no, he took out his violin ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, I rock. I made a C on my math test. That should get me off probation for a while. I hate word problems! I wish they'd word it in a way that made sense. Who cares about stupid trains going 52 fucking miles an hour? I hope they crash and DIE! If it was about getting your cock sucked how much money you could make in a week, I would so ace ( Read more... )