OMGWTF

[hunterkinney]

So I went out with that Ethan guy. Okay, first? He took me to some fancy ass restaurant where they had like candles and shit. I thought we were just going to sneak into a bar or something. Then we went to the park. The park! I thought maybe he was into sex in public places, but no, he took out his violin

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[amgod]

It was candle-in-the-wind beautiful while it lasted, I hope you'll find the person meant for you. You're a special one, Hunter, I hope we can still be friends.

[hunterkinney]

What the fuck!

[zenben]

We suspect he's delusional. But you did get what you were after, yes?

Ordering pepperoni and double mushroom, don't be late.

[hunterkinney]

NO, I was expecting a hot fuck, not E MINOR.

[nineinchescut]

Don't wait.

[hunterkinney]

I have an allowance now. I can pay you.

[nineinchescut]

You do not have the resources available to pay me what it would cost.

[hunterkinney]

I could pay in instalments.

[justinkinney]

I could have told you all this long ago.

[hunterkinney]

WHY DIDN'T YOU? THANKS FOR NOTHING.

[justinkinney]

You're welcome!

[daphnekinney]

GROSS! I DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT! :-&!!!!

[justinkinney]

Sometimes I think I hear violins in my nightmares T_T

[daphnekinney]

So it's not just me? I was starting to worry.