Except for us.  Government.  Landlord/Manager person.   Insurance.  Home Health people.  Voc. Rehab. People who cant return a damn email to save their fucking LIVES........EVERYONE SUCKS.....Except for The Boss, his Wife, Co worker, and the guy who sells me my tacos....Oh, and Van Soolen too.

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BEWARE T3H dongcopter!!!!1

HEAR YE HEAR YE..It is the order of this court that you proceed forthwith to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dongcopter, where you will watch the ( Read more... )

She's had a cell phone (one better than mine!!) for 5 years...and just the other day learned how to answer text messages.  I told her to email me a lesson plan so I could have her students (she is a professor at a College in Idaho) teacher how to use the damn thing ( Read more... )

I had A LOT of time on my hands in the can........so I wrote a few things I'd like to share...

4 AM
Night is the hardest time to be awake, to feel ALIVE.  It is especially hard in thoselow, drowsy hours betwixt 2 and 5 AM, when near all the world is blissfully comatose and unaware, Hours between brilliant sunsets and pale dawns.  Hours where cops, ( Read more... )

Em you are FUCKING AWESOME.  Enough said.

Went hiking City Creek Canyon with Matt (Good freind, part time little brother, Hey Mister Founder, shamless corporate whore, Importer of Good Beers, user of corporate slang) on Friday....

Whilst descending the Canyon and heading back for Matt's Truck, we somehow started talking about Nukes. Nuclear weapons, Nuclear war, and all the fun and ( Read more... )

And when it all DOES go to hell, Where will yours truly be? Well, I'll tell you. If the Rooskies or China or some habib ever parks a Nuke on SLC, I'll be dead. Problem solved.

However, given enough time, I would gleefully flee the 20 or so miles west of the City to Saltair-- Why Saltair you ask?

So i can bust open the bar door, grab a bottle of ( Read more... )

So after wandering around memory grove for a bit, marveling at the lack of freaks, weirods, and other assorted malevolent charachters, i started hiking north and west into City Creek Canyon.

From the tales i heard about the sinister goings on in Memory Grove, the mouth of the canyon as well as the depths of it, were home to the more bizarre ( Read more... )

What does your favorite color mean?

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak ( Read more... )