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I work with FUCKING MUTANTS.

Case in point.   Im standing in the kitchen talking to The Beast's clueless live-in aide early this morning.  She stops talking to me midsentance and starts dialing her cell phone.    WTF!?  Well fine, fuck you.   I didn't want to listen to you drone on and on anyway.   Then she starts swearing into the cell...   So i ( Read more... )

Is it wrong or odd or weird or bad or damaging or something like that when i feel guilty about doing kinky or devious or deviant things with someone other than my Ex?  (when i say "weird" i mean in a bad way--not the fun weird i do so enjoy in people and places and things in my life ( Read more... )

Fun with the homeless on the Train, Sophisticated Mac N Cheese, Strange kid names, and other randomness


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The Advair inhaled steroidal asthma treatment thingy looks like a purple dino turd, like maybe barney ate betos and drank too much whiskey.

Be careful of the shiny things in the lawn......they may be shards of mirrors dropped in the kitchen....or kiddie scissors buried in the back yard...OOOOOO Shiny!

THIS JUST IN: Ice is cold.  Your hand may freeze ( Read more... )

 Here are a few more things i have observed the last few days...some are obvious, some not so much.  FYI, Not for those who shouldnt read it.  If you dont "get" some things on the list, you are one of those people.....

1) Confusion is kind of good....kind of.....feels a little less confusing though, compared to 2 weeks ago though.

2) Being fallen ( Read more... )

A few random thoughts on and stories of the last 10 days or so:

1) Being Confused is exciting and amazing and horrible all at the same time.

2) Girls in scrubs are amazing--moreso if they are almost totally and completely OPPOSITE of girls that I usually notice or am interested in, come from little country towns, cook/bring cookies, burn their asses ( Read more... )

 
I was at the train station waiting for trax...Some random homeless guy walked up to me and started talking to me like i was his best bussy or suddenly  gave a shit about what he had to say... 
Bum: Are those scissors sticking outta your bag dude?

Hovey: No.

Bum: Dont the cops give you a hard time cause you got them on da train?

Hovey: No.

Bum: Dont ( Read more... )

.......in the face with Urine is not the funnest of ways to start your morning....................but the funny "plop" sound the cath tubing made as it happened and having the patient laugh out loud at me make up for it....

Life as of late has been ABSOLUTE INSANITY........Nearly 80% of the last 14 days have seen me working.  I slept the other 20%.  I am beat, tired, broke, busted, wrecked, ran over, beat up, run down....and I wouldn't give it all up for the WORLD.

They say the best things (or some of them) in life happen totally by accident.  I met Tristan by Accident ( Read more... )