I think if you cut out spam, myspace, and bit-torrent, the amount of traffic on the internet would shrink by a factor of three. As one of the prime offenders in two of the three categories, I apologize to all those suckers who laid all that fiber over the past ten years. I was going to advance science but I got all these friend requests and I had ( Read more... )

My office sucks so hard. The heating/air-conditioning is fucked up, and it's like working from inside somebody's armpit. I'm sitting here with my shirt unbuttoned all the way and it's still hot. Fucking christ.

What the hell do I talk about on this thing any more. I go back and read stuff I wrote, and I think: Shit, dude, you're not actually like this. Why do you go around writing such wack-ass stuff in your journal ( Read more... )

I was putting on my clothes (fresh out of the dryer), and my jeans were very warm. 'I' fell out of my boxers and burned my 'self' on the zipper. That wasn't very vulgar unless you read between the lines. Ouch ( Read more... )

I like the winter better. Springtime shakes everything loose, and everything starts rolling around and inevitably gets all jumbled up. I prefer the winter. I also prefer to be young and stupid and reckless, instead of all wrapped up in consequences and responsibility and shit. Being perpetually in-between adult and stupid-kid-hood creates a ( Read more... )

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I'm staying away from politics from now on. I feel naked without a subculture to defend my beliefs for me ( Read more... )

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with people where I live? I mean, what the fuck goes through these people's heads? Somebody dumped an office chair at the end of my block. One of my neighbors decided that this should be my problem and moved the chair into my front yard. Seriously. What the fuck? Some other asshole parked their giant SUV in ( Read more... )

I get sick of nuclear reactionaries, just like any other ideologue. Maybe a little faster. I'm not all 'hey, nukes, yeah!' or anything, but it seems like a major section of the population is violently opposed to anything nuclear-related whatsoever, with comparatively little reasoning going on. Shit man, nobody's protesting the GIANT OIL ( Read more... )

I find that I am increasingly poorly-suited to sitting in a room by myself and writing code. It's not that I dislike writing code, or technical work or anything, but the solitude of my daily routine is a great sucker of motivation. Is it weird to be kind of a people person in a technical field ( Read more... )