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hotpanfrances

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Apr 18, 2006 02:46

I think if you cut out spam, myspace, and bit-torrent, the amount of traffic on the internet would shrink by a factor of three. As one of the prime offenders in two of the three categories, I apologize to all those suckers who laid all that fiber over the past ten years. I was going to advance science but I got all these friend requests and I had ( Read more... )

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bollucks2ewe April 18 2006, 12:33:53 UTC

They don't have to be brilliant, man. THEY GIVE GOOD HEAD! Everyone knows bulimic girls do it best, because they have no gag reflex. That's why I add every single one of them. Especially the ones with words like "HOLLA!" and "SEXXY" in huge, glittering font on their pages. Also, being a huge proponent of self-esteem, I only add girls that have shoved their cleavage up to their nose with one arm while using the other to take that perfect snapshot from above.

And god bless bit-torrent, every one.

likearevolution April 18 2006, 16:22:03 UTC

Annabelle, no slack-jawed mewly-faced blonde-gone-black haired bitch can suck a dick like me. I don't care HOW much they puke. You could puke the rest of your life and I'll still be better. How could you even doubt this?!

bollucks2ewe April 18 2006, 17:30:30 UTC

I am overcome with shame. Look out, ritual Seppuku. Here I come.

likearevolution April 18 2006, 17:32:09 UTC

I should be more sympathetic. You haven't seen me in a long time, but GEEZ MAN HOW MANY TIMES DID I GIVE YOU GREAT HEAD HUH???

No more Miss Sloppy-Chin for YOU.

chenslee_cheese April 18 2006, 15:11:07 UTC

Salt Lake City is 1,723 miles, or a 24 hour drive away from Beaumont, Tx.

A round trip would cost approximately $321.6 in gas.

At an average cost of operation of $0.364 per mile (which takes into account gas and wear and tear) the round trip comes out to be $1,254.34.

Two 12 hour legs with a 10 hour hotel stop would put arrival time @ +34h after departure.

So if I left on a Saturday morning @ 8am, I would be in SLC @ 6pm the following day.

Damn you live far away!

likearevolution April 18 2006, 16:24:23 UTC

I should never have shown you Chuzzle or Dinomite...if it's any consolation, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night either because you kept grumbling and mumbling about shit in your sleep. I wanted to smother you with my pillow, but once again, you were too adorable to kill.