I was watching The Nanny last night and I forgot how genius it was.

Behold, the guest-starring abilities of one Ms. Joan Collins:

Joan: "Tell me, Niles, where did you get the exquisite shrimp?"
Yetta: (re: Sylvia) "I came with her."
Joan: "No, darling. The crustacean."
Yetta: "Oh. She's my daughter."

Ann Guilbert. <3 ( Read more... )

Dear Warner Brothers:

I'm really excited about your newest film project. ("Gilligan's Island" Coming to the Big Screen). Really. But I'm nervous, I won't lie to you ( Read more... )

LiveJournal has informed me that my last update was 40 weeks ago.

Well, there you go.

I'm starting anew this year. I say that every year, but I mean it this time. New outlook, new determination, new pants. (They have monkeys on them. Amazing).

Here's what you've missed, LiveJournal:

I feel the need to make a general announcement because I'm so confused ( Read more... )